Nothing stings more than a knife in the back. Welcome to http://www.KukkaDigital.com, and today we'll be counting down our picks for the Top 5 Sitsi Betrayals Songs.
This list isn't just dedicated to the songs everybody already knows and loves, but also to those that have an impact on the overall sitsi-experience as a whole. We're putting emphasis on songs the phuksis weren’t expecting, over songs during which we were all wishing for mid-song Mellansups. We are also excluding songs not found on https://laulut.athene.fi/, as those types of songs are unintentional.
Special thanks to our users SongleadingIsFun and Basheer Rko for submitting the idea on our Interactive Suggestion Tool at http://www.KukkaDigital.com/suggest
#5: Mandariinimies
Talk about upping the ante for a sitsi finale. This song is usually sung at the latter half of sitsit, and for a good reason. Some say the song was a failed attempt to catch Phuksis off-guard, which inevitably led to it being banned from Phuksisitsis. Can we go back to the simple days of Mandariinimies backstabbing his backside with a citrus, now?
Donkeybridgability: 4/10
Phuksiconfusability: 2/5
Hävyttömyys: slightly hävytön
#4: No onkos tullut kesä
NYT on aika laulaa tämä perinteinen laulu, jonka jokainen meistä on aiemmilta teekkaripolvilta periNYT, ja joka NYT tuo kesän tunnelman sitsipöytään. Laulu on jo vuosia phukseja hämmentäNYT, niiden pieniä päitä pyörittäNYT. Jokainen on ennenkin lauluumme yhtyNYT ja yhtyNYTköön myös NYT lauluun, sillä oikea hetki ei ole vielä menNYT. NYT jos koskaan, tämä laulu saa meidät tuntemaan, että kesä on lämmenNYT, vaikka NYT ulkona olisi ehkä NYT jo taas kylmenNYT. NYT siis kohottakaa maljat NYT ja NYT laulakaa, kunnes sydämenne ovat NYTämenne, ja NYTämenne on kyltyNYT!
Donkeybridgability: 8/10
Phuksiconfusability: 4/5
Summercomingness: NYT
#3: Krambambuli
This classic song is known for being the ultimate tale of revenge. The sitsi adaptation adds a vivid, Estonian flair while keeping all of the brutally long lyrics intact. You want the Sitsikansa to win. They are imprisoned for the duration of this song, while the love of their life, warm sitsi food, gets cold.
So, yes, we’re rooting for them... and feel guilty for singing so loudly. We’re torn between wanting these people to sit still and sing and feeling bad for what they, and their avecs, go through.
Donkeybridgability: Krambambuli/10
Phuksiconfusability: Krambambuli/5
Krambambulity: Krambambuli
#2: Nisti ja Nööri
Nööri wants to be an engineer. Nisti is treated like a lukutoukka -- even by her own brother. Together, these two young students form a bond that goes beyond the connection between a Nisti and her Nööri. It’s not just a matter of friendship, it’s a matter of Nisti being the only one who’s ever treated Nööri as a living, breathing person. And after we finally feel like Nööri has made some progress... Nisti, the only person who cares about him, has to go to Domma. Literally.
Donkeybridgability: 7/10
Phuksiconfusability: 1/5
Nablaloveability: high
#1: Bohemian Rhapsody
Surely you can handle a few more WTF moments in these sitsit, right? This song cranked up the intensity in Infoähky ‘24 that, let’s face it, already had us on edge with every song. After watching the Lukkaristo brutally silence quite a few characters -- including Prodekon hallitus -- and beat the crap out of the gongi in an effort to begin Ikuisen teekkarin laulu, it’s finally sung. While there were clues pointing to it being a possibility, and the Lukkaris pray that they’re wrong, it was still surprising to watch some IV14s rise on their chairs during the silence and begin the song.
Donkeybridgability: ?/10
Phuksiconfusability: 2/5
Schedulefuckupability: 10/10
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