In a bold leap for both academic progress and snack-related revenue streams, the NamiMami Division has uncovered critical knowledge gaps in the current Information Networks and Technical Psychology curricula. With the recent Program Director power shuffle opening new doors, we are proud to present a set of snack-centric courses designed to simultaneously enhance student well-being, improve learning outcomes, and skyrocket guild income through advanced confectionery consumption patterns.

SNACK-E0001 “Introduction to Advanced Quantitative Snackonomics & Behavioral Confectionery Analytics"

An interdisciplinary exploration into NamuBufferi consumer patterns, stress-induced purchase behavior, and sugar-fueled decision-making under uncertainty.

SNACK-E0002 “Predictive Munching & Coffee Consumption Modeling”

A deep dive into late-night study snack trajectories, predictive analytics of the resulting coffee intake spikes at Olkkari during the following days, and the thermodynamics of microwave popcorn cycles. Students will develop machine learning models fueled by chocolate, caffeine, and questionable life choices.

TU-EJ4020 “Strategic Sugar Supply Chain Management”

An exploration of logistical bottlenecks in candy procurement, from Prisma shelf dynamics to warehouse-level bulk purchases by unidentified guild actives. Includes a crisis simulation: What happens when the coffee runs out during the exam week? (Spoiler: widespread existential dread.)

BEHAV-F2412 “Snack Preferences as a Mirror of the Collective and Singular Consciousness”

A dangerously introspective course where snack choices aren’t just choices — they’re screams from the unconscious abyss. Students will bravely confront the psychological weight of picking a Tupla over a Twix, decode vending machine symbolism, and ask the big questions: Do I eat the candy, or does the candy eat me? Includes a guest lecture by the famous snackology professor Salmi Akkinen.